Anecdote

I just found this story I wrote about 2 years ago:

Tension between Austria-Hungary and Sebia was first started when in 1288, when Bob the Builder was elected as president of the Marsian Polar Ice Caps.

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“Life…don’t talk to me about life.” said Marvin, as he gazed at the floor and waited to be confronted by a hobbling rhinoceros.

The huge 1.2mm tall rhino approached, well more like bobbled up to Marvin.

“Hey! I don’t feel depressed.” Said the rhino.

“Well I do,” said Marvin in a cheap South Transalvanian accent that was programmed into him by a snail that happened to enjoy listening to Transalvanina mangle horn music, “would you like a cup of tea?”

“I don’t suppose you have any Mc.Gubbles Naturally and laterally inverted 100% pure carrot juice, do you?” asked the rhino polietely. 

“Oh, yes I do.” said Marvin. 

“Oh no you don’t.” said the rhino. 

“Ok then, I don’t,” Marvin said, before returning to the original subject, “Oh I feel really… HAPPY!!”

DING! DONG! DING! DONG! “MALFUNCTION!!!!!!” “MALFUNCTION!!!!!!” “MALFUNCTION!!!!!!” blared the rhino’s gas powered robot cat.

THE END!

I was actually trying out a program called Scribus, which is an open source desktop publishing tool, to try and make a book sort of thing, so I just roamed through “My Documents” to see if I’d written any stories, and I found this one! I think I actually wrote this story after doing some History work in school and being inspired by some stuff on the Great War, but then I must have just lost inspiration, so I ended up writing what ended up to be a quite comical story. Or so I think…

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